my friend was falling off my bed and she was like “help me back up” and i looked at her dead in the eye and whispered “long live the king” and pushed her off the bed.
reblogging here for that tag. always be wary of people who don’t respect your space. always.
I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
Can’t believe she had to openly talk about this all the time. No wonder she’s fucked up.
i’m telling you guys… read that rolling stone article “the tragedy of britney spears”
“…she is intelligent enough to understand what the world wanted of her: that she was created as a virgin to be deflowered before us, for our amusement and titillation. She is not ashamed of her new persona — she wants us to know what we did to her.”
The bolded part. Oh my god the bolded part.
That smile is an angry smile.
Did not imagine my day would begin with me crying over Brittany Spears.
Britney Spears is important to me.
Just look at the way she was brought onto the pop scene: naughty schoolgirl, skin-tight spandex, lots of implied naughtiness, but sugar-coated with “but she’s a virgin”.
She was being marketed as a living fantasy: good but naughty, chaste but knowledgeable, heart-broken but looking for someone and that someone could be you, yes you, even you, you creepy middle-aged man asking about her sex-life.
She and Christina Aguilera were in the same boat, unleashed on the world at the same time, but Britney’s manager didn’t break as easily as Christina. Christina went off and changed her image a billion times. Britney didn’t get that opportunity.
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE DON’T DO THIS TO ME
HOW DARE YOU WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????????????????????????
THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.
HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
what the actual fuck…?
This is golden
But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet.
The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards.
All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed.
i want to know what it is so badly
This is just too perf
OMG love this!!!
wow, this is beautiful
Me: I find Hans very attractive
Cousin: but he’s a cartoon character
Me: yeah, what’s your point?
Apparently, if Elsa wasn’t born with ice powers, she would look like her mother, according to Frozen directors. Ain’t that cool? I love that somehow.
So here, have a
super sketchybrunette Elsa (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～
“I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”